Hi! Welcome to Hot Glue Schtick! This website is not quite born yet. There are regular contractions, some confusion and trepidation, and hope for a bright future. But like with kids, who the hell knows, right? I could do everything right and this website could be a nasty bully, or could go goth when I least expect it, or drink my vodka when I’m out at Michaels, the little ingrate. But that’s the risk I’m willing to take for you.
Eventually there will be fun/funny craft things here and you will ignore all of your responsibilities to waste time with me. Until then, get out there and do something with your life, would you?