Monthly Archives: March 2016

OMG how did you find me?

Hi! Welcome to Hot Glue Schtick! This website is not quite born yet. There are regular contractions, some confusion and trepidation, and hope for a bright future. But like with kids, who the hell knows, right? I could do everything right and this website could be a nasty bully, or could go goth when I least expect it, or drink my vodka when I’m out at Michaels, the little ingrate. But that’s the risk I’m willing to take for you.

Eventually there will be fun/funny craft things here and you will ignore all of your responsibilities to waste time with me. Until then, get out there and do something with your life, would you?